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poeland
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New Government Seal:




Official Announcement:

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.




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hahhahahhahahah that  sounds about right
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LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!! Awesome!

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TFF!!  That's about right

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Thats funny as hell Poe  

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hit the nail on the head!!!!

SOON VERY SOON!!!!!

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thats funny look its 1 size fits all


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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




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