Some things to think about!

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
4. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
7. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
8. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
9. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
10. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.