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nightwishh

Cute one for ya'all

Three women - one engaged, one married and one a mistress - were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three agreed they would wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes.


After a few days they met again.....


The engaged girlfriend said, “The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4” stilettos and a mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you’ and we made love all night long.”


The mistress stated, “Oh yes! The other night, we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, a mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.”


The married one then said, “The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s for the night. I got myself ready - leather bodice, super stilettos and a mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the remote and a beer and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'”
bull

LMAO THATS A GOOD ONE          
trulytrudy

hey that last one is my hubby

   

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