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zeeman
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Female Compassion> >> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and
noLegs.
> >> Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
> >> The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
> >> The
man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
> >> The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
> >> The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
> >> The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fucked?'
> >> The
fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'
> >> She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
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bull
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OMG TO FUNNY ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Moody Wench
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Interesting...that's not the way I heard it. 
The one I heard was a female with no arms or legs complaining about never having been hugged, or kissed to a guy who promptly hugged her and then kissed her. When she said she had never been fucked he tossed her out into the ocean and shouted, "There, now you're fucked!"
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zeeman
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thats cool wench.. yea ive heard it differnt ways also..lmao ;)
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BigMoody1
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I heard it a different way too:
Preacher: Do you take this woman?
Man: I do.
Preacher: Boy, you are so fucked. Or not anymore as the case may be.
Sorry, not quite in the theme?
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Holden50
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grossreminds me of a joke or too lol peace glo
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