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trulytrudy

For TheOLD guy

HOW TRUE IT IS
 
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
  Last summer felt hotter
 And winter seems much colder
I rack my brain for happy thoughts,
 To put down on my pad,
 But lots of things,
 That come to mind
 Just make me kind of sad.
There was a time not long ago
 When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
 About "Living in the Past".
 We used to go to friends homes,
 Baseball games and lunches.
 Now we go to therapy, to hospitals,
 And after-funeral brunches.
 We used to have hangovers,
 From parties that were gay.     (did I say GAY??)  
 Now we suffer body aches
 And sleep the night away.
 We used to go out dining,
 And couldn't get our fill.
 Now we ask for doggie bags,
 Come home and take a pill.
We used to travel often
To places near and far.
 Now we get backaches
 From riding in the car.
 used to go out shopping
 For new clothing at the Mall
 But, now we never bother...
 All the sizes are too small.
 That, my friend is how life is,
 And now my tale is told.
 So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too damn old!!  
 
You pass this way only once so enjoy it while you can; Live A Lot, Laugh A Lot and Love A Lot!


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