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hillbilly · hehe

It pays to keep your mind sharp in your later years!
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> > An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several
> > years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
> > horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
> > properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
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> > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
> > hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
> > gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
> > heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
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> > As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
> > in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
> > to the deep end.
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> > One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
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> > The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> > naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
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> > Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
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> > Old men can still think fast.