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Killer BisquitsKILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
The actual AP headline.
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was
visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people
noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
the back of her head. One customer who had been at
the store for a while became concerned and walked
over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if
she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot
in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to
remove her hands from her head. When they finally got
in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister
had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that
sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
in the back of her head. When she reached back to find
out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it
was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.
Linda is a blonde, but that could be irrelevant.
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