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hillbilly
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one for the blondesWhen Cardboard Men Come In Handy
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A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it
over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and
opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike
cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private
parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled
and backed up. It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
'Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency fla shers!'
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trulytrudy
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xenawithatude
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 Funny one HB
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FANCI
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Post subjectMakes perfect sense to me HB. Too funny...
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bull
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GOOD ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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