works everytime lol

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
>>
>> 'Yes. What can I do for you?'
>>
>> 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
>> Smith...He's hidin'
>> marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he
>> gets it insidethem logs, but he's hidin' it
>> there..'
>>
>> 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
>>
>> The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on
>> Virgil's house. They
>> search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>>
>> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
>> marijuana.
>> They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>>
>> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>>
>> 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff
>> come?'
>>
>>
>> 'Yeah!'
>>
>> 'Did they chop your firewood?'
>>
>> 'Yep!'
>>
>> 'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
>>
>> (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

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lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo GOOD ONE HB

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omg to funny lmao

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