Lesbonics----- adult advisory----lol

1. what do u call a pantry full of lesbians?
a licker cabinet

2. what do u call and eskimo lesbian?
a klondyke

3. what do u call 100 lesbians with guns?
militia etheridge

4. why cant lesbians diet and wear makeup at the same tim?
because they cant eat jenny craig with mary kay on their face

5. what do u call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
fur traders

6. what is a lesbian dinosaur called?
a lickalotapuss

7. what do u call a lesbian with long fingers?
well hung

8. did u hear ellen degeneres drowned?
she was found face down in ricki lake

9. how can u tell a tough lesbian bar?
even the pool table doesnt have balls

10. what do u call lesbian twins?
lick-a-likes

11. whats the definition of confused?
20 blind lesbians in a fish market

12. whats the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
1 is a snack cracker and the other is a cracker snacker