BUBBA the Hillbilly

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to
attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.

'It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you
look like an old fool.. They're years outta style.
Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two
sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them.
I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!'

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with
his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked
by, covering their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him,
'What's wrong now?'
'Dang it, Bubba!' said Billy-Bob, 'The tater goes in the front!'

eeeeemmmmmm lol good one

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lmao thats nasty

Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is
it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to
get cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, that is true."

Bubba asked, "And people are suing the fast food restaurants for
making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers
and fries, is that true, mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba, but why do you ask?"

"Cause I was thinkin' maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly
women I've been wakin' up with"

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skype id-poegirl

ha ha ha lmao stoooopid hillbillys

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the man with the cape!!

i agree zee wait a minute last time i looked at em reflectioin in the pond i was one...hmmmm

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OMG LMAO too funny

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